If you're expecting....you're a freak.

As a woman who has dropped a litter of kids, I can tell you that being pregnant makes you a complete freak of nature. People open doors for you, touch your stomach without asking, make ridiculous noises at your swollen belly and constantly fluff your pillows and tell you how "radiant" you look.
Being a complete and utter attention whore, the doting (and even belly-rubbing!) never bothered me a bit. The staring was even ok. What I DIDN'T like however, was the crappy selection of maternity shirts available to me at the time. Floral crap with lacey trim...?

"These morons have obviously fallen and bumped their simple heads if they think I'm wearing this shite" I often thought to myself, as I conceded to wearing one of my husbands 4X tee shirts...yet again

Well my friends...my uterus ran away from home years ago...so it's too late for me but YOU have the option these days to wear funky, funny, offensive and even surreal maternity shirts like these I found at a shop called Barry's World

These shirts caught my eye because...well...they're eye-catching. dah.

Barry has managed to make maternity tees that can make you forget how bloated and miserable you are [almost] and they're not just surreal...they're adorable and REALLY unique.
(I've made these images links to his shop for your convenience.)


This one is my favorite:


pierced tongue belly burster maternity shirt


Here's some others I thought you might get a kick out of...


frog belly burster maternity shirt


baby belly burster maternity shirt




gun belly burster maternity shirt
THIS ONE is sure to deter the "tummy touchers" for sure...hahahahahaha


shark belly burster maternity shirt


Tarantula belly burster maternity shirt

This is just a teeny little sampling of all the stuff Barry has in his shop.
You're going to have to have a visit and come back to let me know what you think!