Christians make my ass-twitch [and not in the good way]

I'm one of those people who has a genuine belief that people should be able to do/believe/say what they want. To each their own and whatnot.
But some stuff gets me so uppity that I can't keep my mouth shut. Usually it's a religious nut or a Right-winger who triggers the darker, deekier side of me to come out....It's usually a negative comment about gay people that can set me off into a bonafide tirade. I won't bore you with my stance on bigotry, I pretty much feel like most far left liberals do. Instead I will share with you, some of my favorite jabs at the Christian Right....in the form of witty bumper stickers. [can I get an Amen?]



religion....you can't start a war without it!




Honk if you hate religion!




Which day did God make all the fossils?





This one is plain and simple.




The Right is Wrong



this one pisses them off bad. heh heh


love em




facism flag

"L" is for Love

and "Loser"

and "Lame"

I really do hate Valentines Day. I hate the commercials the jewelry companies put out right before V-day. Making our men shop for us out of guilt, making them believe the only way they'll ever see our vaginers again is if they bribe us with diamonds. Making us women look like materialistic cunts.
Sure, some of us ARE...but some of us really genuinely believe that if you want to show your love to us, surprise us the day AFTER Valentines day by doing the dishes....or take out the garbage without us having to ask. Save the flowers, I don't want the chocolates, and I'll buy my own jewelry, thankyouverymuch...if you love me....just rub my feet.

About the only GOOD thing I can find to post about this Valentines Day is there are tons of awesome "anti-Valentines Day" shirts out there. SOme of them made me el oh el my big ass off.

Look here...


LOL Cats hate Vday too





Love is for losers





this one is sooo deeky!





hey man, nice shot!




me too, girl...me too.

Screw Cupid.

If you're not one of those people who buys in to the whole "buy me stuff to prove you love me today" sham that IS February 14th....you'll love this selection of anti-Valentines Day stuff I found.


V is for Vodka


Diamonds are for Suckers


My love is like a dead, dead rose


Malicious Valentine Girl


Punk Pink Skull Heart baby tee



Eat Me



Screw Cupid



Happy F*cking Valentines Day



Exposing the Scam

If you're expecting....you're a freak.

As a woman who has dropped a litter of kids, I can tell you that being pregnant makes you a complete freak of nature. People open doors for you, touch your stomach without asking, make ridiculous noises at your swollen belly and constantly fluff your pillows and tell you how "radiant" you look.
Being a complete and utter attention whore, the doting (and even belly-rubbing!) never bothered me a bit. The staring was even ok. What I DIDN'T like however, was the crappy selection of maternity shirts available to me at the time. Floral crap with lacey trim...?

"These morons have obviously fallen and bumped their simple heads if they think I'm wearing this shite" I often thought to myself, as I conceded to wearing one of my husbands 4X tee shirts...yet again

Well my friends...my uterus ran away from home years ago...so it's too late for me but YOU have the option these days to wear funky, funny, offensive and even surreal maternity shirts like these I found at a shop called Barry's World

These shirts caught my eye because...well...they're eye-catching. dah.

Barry has managed to make maternity tees that can make you forget how bloated and miserable you are [almost] and they're not just surreal...they're adorable and REALLY unique.
(I've made these images links to his shop for your convenience.)


This one is my favorite:


pierced tongue belly burster maternity shirt


Here's some others I thought you might get a kick out of...


frog belly burster maternity shirt


baby belly burster maternity shirt




gun belly burster maternity shirt
THIS ONE is sure to deter the "tummy touchers" for sure...hahahahahaha


shark belly burster maternity shirt


Tarantula belly burster maternity shirt

This is just a teeny little sampling of all the stuff Barry has in his shop.
You're going to have to have a visit and come back to let me know what you think!