Life is more fun on Santas NAUGHTY list.

This is going to be a quickie, because we are in the middle of putting together a Christmas directory of debauchery, the likes no man has ever seen...But there's always time for a bit of shameless self-promotion, so let us take a second to announce the launch of deeksdigs and deeksbrats holiday sections.

offensive cheeky holiday designs

only slightly cheeky holiday designs

Don't say we never gave you anything....

You came here looking for baby clothes that are not the usual osh kosh b'crap...so here is A TON of places to get your kid decked out in different duds...shit, you MIGHT even find something TERRIBLY obscene for yourself

think of this as a commercial break

This isn't obnoxious or profane or evil. It's just a cool little thing I came across in a sweet little baby clothes shop. I've never seen it before but the site owner tells me it has been on the 'net for ages. Anyway, I am TOTALLY making a pair tonight. If YOU make a pair, snap a pic and shoot it to me because I want to see if any of you are half as sucky with a sewing machine as I am.

kick ass little sweater-sleeve pants

We now return to your regularly scheduled webpage....

Cheeky Little MONKEY!

ok, so I came across this little shop and while it's not filled with "offensive" baby gear, it IS filled with lots of stuff worth taking a look at and a few good filthy designs as well.




here's a few of our favorite designs:






Trust Me I'm A Monkey t-shirt


Pregnant With Girl t-shirt


Pregnant With Boy t-shirts

Little Pirate in the Brig t-shirt

the rest you'll have to check out for yourself...trust me, it's worth the effort, ya lazy bastards.

hot shop hit list

ok, so we haven't been making with the updates on a regular enough basis, to make it up to you here is a list of the top 10 places we think you should check out for your next offensive baby clothes shopping spree.


10. Monster kids has a total rat-fink vibe that kicks ass.

9. Whoa Babies! has a bathroom humor section that is so gross it's groovy.

8. T-Shirt Diva not as offensive as "cute", but you can still find a few good zingers!

7. Studio Floor 13 gets spot 7 for their "feed me #$*&@~!" design

6. sassy but sweet has cool sassy designs with a Jewish twist

5. squareHead tees has a nice sized selection of naughty baby stuff.

4. 3 girls and us is a bit tame for our tastes, but definitely has what it takes to make the cut, design wise!~

3. Punky_moms it's in the NAME, bitches.

2. tot rocket this shop has a smartass remark for EVERYONE...they are delicious!

and the number one place to get your bad bad baby clothes.....?

1. Now you know DAMN well it's deeksdigs.com (daaaah!)

talk about a BAD BAD BABY!!

We came across the most deliciously evil baby clothes today. Completely and unabashedly inappropriate, just the way we like 'em! Here's some of the designs we found, but have a closer look in case we missed anything. The shop is called HellBentBaby.com










so there ya go....some good shit brewing over at hellbentbaby.com

Hope you laughed as hard as we did.

Til next time.

Profanity is FUN!

I don't care WHO ya are, there is something hilarious about a baby sporting a tee shirt with the F-BOMB on it. Here are some zingers we ran across and HAD to share with the rest of you sick fuckers.

Bad Buns

Here's a medley of naughty maternity wear from all over internetland. It takes a ballsy chick to pull these off, but we're pretty sure if you are HERE, you can handle it.

click on the product to visit the shop from wence it came. Ya know, you can all feel free to comment on these duds too, just sayin...


proof I love to fuck



He thinks it's his.



My fetus is cuter than your fetus. Also comes in "smarter" and "can beat up your fetus"



I should have just blown him like he asked.



I'd still be skinny if I took it up the pooper.



knocked up



This is what 9 months pregnant looks like. asshole.



parasite (sometimes the mom-to-be isn't so happy about it.)



save the advice, I've done this before.



step off the belly, bitch.

first up! Tot Rocket

This shop is full of crazy baby clothes. They also have adult stuff and whatnot, but we especially appreciate their cheeky baby tees...here are just a few we picked out, but you'll seriously have to see for yourself everything they have to offer.


mommy drinks because I cry.


my daddy is a rock star



who says punk can't be cute?



I am THIS many.



my daddy is my rock (but only dumber)


These folks have FAR too much good stuff for my lazy ass to list here and now, so do yourself a favor and check em out

got stuff you wanna submit to the line-up?

If you are a shop owner or saw a cool baby clothes shop you'd like to share, just email the links and we'll have a look and if you have picked a winner, we'll feature your submission. If you send something stupid in, we'll hunt you down, hang you up by your bootstraps and drag you through town while the kids all spit on you and throw stones. Seriously.


all submissions should be emailed to

deeksfinds@yahoo.com

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Deeksdigs.com saw a need and filled it. The days of foofey yuppy baby clothes is over...and from the ashes a tougher, more street savvy baby has risen. No more Osh Kosh B'crap, no more Laura Ashley, no more Carters. The babies have spoken, and boy were they PISSED. ENOUGH of the lacy dresses and girly sailor suits. Enough of the flowers and pink and pussified baby gear that saturated the market for so long...A movement has taken place and we are here to serve as the highway for the new world order. This blog promises to feature some of the most OUT THERE and AUDACIOUS baby clothes available ANYWHERE.
Stay tuned, the revolution will be blogivised.