Food.

Now that I have your attention here's some food related clothes that will please your sweet tooth and tickle your tongue. Everywhere you look you'll find shirts featuring everything from BBQ to Tofu, from ice cream to donuts. Whether you are a vegan or a carnivore, there's a shirt for you. Cupcakes and Sushi seem to be all the rage in the tee shirt world so I have made this delicious buffet for you to dig into!
It's ok if you overdo it, they all come in plus sizes.

Here are some food-related fun things to do, now that you're done shopping.

Find out what kind of donut you are by taking this quiz.

Play this cute food video game


free food samples....I haven't sent away for any yet, so let me know how this one is!


lots of food related, kid friendly flash games!

Grab the Marshmallows, it's a celebrity MELTDOWN!

So I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to have all the money you need to be cozy and never have to work again, to be surrounded by adoring fans who would do anything ANYTHING to make you happy...to have every advantage and perk in the world and STILL somehow manage to be an ungrateful twat who throws it all away.

I can't wrap my head around it. I try putting myself in their $700 dollar shoes and imagining the pressure to be what these people expect you to be. Nope. Behaving myself would be a hard task...unless I made a gazillion dollars a year. Then I'd be little Suzy Sunshine and no cock or drug would EVER touch my lips I'd hire people to do that stuff. I'd take ZERO chances of ending up smeared across the ragazines every other day. FUUUUCK that.

No matter how hard I try, I just don't understand what these motards are thinking when they blow an O-ring and freak out for all the world to see.
Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse....what the hell is wrong with you girls? Do you know how badly it pisses off us plain-looking, lower middle class women that you're walking around like starving, drugged up zombies in 1000 dollar MINI-DRESSES???
Trust me when I say Britney, that we're as tired of the paparazzi snapping picture after picture of your beat-up, angry-looking clam as you exit your limo...so uh...here's a thought.....SLIP ON A PAIR OF PANTIES, DUMBASS and save us ALL the pain and suffering those images cause.

Miss Amy Winehouse....When you came out I was all about you, I was telling folks "There's a lady with some TALENT who ain't going out like those other pop sta----whoa whoa whoa....hold up. Is this simple bitch on video smoking rock right now?!"

NUH UH. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You CAN see what we see right, Amy?
You are losing all your teeth, looking like a damned jack-0-lantern and shit. You NEED a damned sandwich and a nice long vacation at the Ford clinic my dear, so the NEXT time they say you have to go to rehab....YOU say "YEAH YEAH YEAH" ok?

And Mr. Cruise....We get it....you still get 20 year old pussy. Congratulations, Methuselah, but do you really have to lose your fucking mind about it everytime you make a public appearance? Seriously dude....Between your couch-hopping antics and the whole Scientology thing, we're all kind of hoping you'll swallow your tongue during your next happiness-seizure or whatever the fuck that is, so we don't have to hear about how deliriously normal you are anymore.

O.J Simpson...Did you REALLY get away with murder just so you could get busted for some stupid burglary bullshit over TRINKETS? Let me tell YOU something. If I had chopped up my ex like he was a california roll AND GOT OFF, you better KNOW I'd be a fucking girl scout from the day they acquitted me. I'd teach arts & crafts at the senior center, I'd babysit inner-city youths, I'd give CPR to every dying kitten who needed it. You CAN'T be serious that you pissed away a "get outta jail FREE" card on something so lame. You DESERVE to be spooned by a big motherfucker named Bubba in prison. Not so much for killing your ex, but for shitting the bed in just every way imaginable.

No celebrity meltdown shakedown would be complete without mentioning the clusterfuck that IS BRANGELINA. Could these two be any more obnoxious?
Collecting thimbles? Ok.
Collecting paintings? Fine.
Collecting Hummel figurines? A little gay, but alright.
Collecting CHILDREN? Not so much.
We understand you've got the cash and 47 nannys required to take care of them all but come on now. Is that your home or a meeting at the U.N for fucks sake? Enough with the United Colors of Benneton already.

I could go on forever but I won't. Instead, I'll go put on my 20 dollar Spongebob pajamas I got from Walmart and go watch a little TV and eat some ice cream.

Catch you kids next time....Here's some celebrity-related shirts and stuff I dug up that I thought you'd enjoy.