deeks delinquents

Food.

2008-03-08T11:43:00.000-08:00

Now that I have your attention here's some food related clothes that will please your sweet tooth and tickle your tongue. Everywhere you look you'll find shirts featuring everything from BBQ to Tofu, from ice cream to donuts. Whether you are a vegan or a carnivore, there's a shirt for you. Cupcakes and Sushi seem to be all the rage in the tee shirt world so I have made this delicious buffet for you to dig into!
It's ok if you overdo it, they all come in plus sizes.

Here are some food-related fun things to do, now that you're done shopping.

Find out what kind of donut you are by taking this quiz.

Play this cute food video game

free food samples....I haven't sent away for any yet, so let me know how this one is!

lots of food related, kid friendly flash games!

Grab the Marshmallows, it's a celebrity MELTDOWN!

2008-02-27T02:00:00.000-08:00

So I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to have all the money you need to be cozy and never have to work again, to be surrounded by adoring fans who would do anything ANYTHING to make you happy...to have every advantage and perk in the world and STILL somehow manage to be an ungrateful twat who throws it all away.

I can't wrap my head around it. I try putting myself in their $700 dollar shoes and imagining the pressure to be what these people expect you to be. Nope. Behaving myself would be a hard task...unless I made a gazillion dollars a year. Then I'd be little Suzy Sunshine and no cock or drug would EVER touch my lips I'd hire people to do that stuff. I'd take ZERO chances of ending up smeared across the ragazines every other day. FUUUUCK that.

No matter how hard I try, I just don't understand what these motards are thinking when they blow an O-ring and freak out for all the world to see.
Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse....what the hell is wrong with you girls? Do you know how badly it pisses off us plain-looking, lower middle class women that you're walking around like starving, drugged up zombies in 1000 dollar MINI-DRESSES???
Trust me when I say Britney, that we're as tired of the paparazzi snapping picture after picture of your beat-up, angry-looking clam as you exit your limo...so uh...here's a thought.....SLIP ON A PAIR OF PANTIES, DUMBASS and save us ALL the pain and suffering those images cause.

Miss Amy Winehouse....When you came out I was all about you, I was telling folks "There's a lady with some TALENT who ain't going out like those other pop sta----whoa whoa whoa....hold up. Is this simple bitch on video smoking rock right now?!"

NUH UH. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You CAN see what we see right, Amy?
You are losing all your teeth, looking like a damned jack-0-lantern and shit. You NEED a damned sandwich and a nice long vacation at the Ford clinic my dear, so the NEXT time they say you have to go to rehab....YOU say "YEAH YEAH YEAH" ok?

And Mr. Cruise....We get it....you still get 20 year old pussy. Congratulations, Methuselah, but do you really have to lose your fucking mind about it everytime you make a public appearance? Seriously dude....Between your couch-hopping antics and the whole Scientology thing, we're all kind of hoping you'll swallow your tongue during your next happiness-seizure or whatever the fuck that is, so we don't have to hear about how deliriously normal you are anymore.

O.J Simpson...Did you REALLY get away with murder just so you could get busted for some stupid burglary bullshit over TRINKETS? Let me tell YOU something. If I had chopped up my ex like he was a california roll AND GOT OFF, you better KNOW I'd be a fucking girl scout from the day they acquitted me. I'd teach arts & crafts at the senior center, I'd babysit inner-city youths, I'd give CPR to every dying kitten who needed it. You CAN'T be serious that you pissed away a "get outta jail FREE" card on something so lame. You DESERVE to be spooned by a big motherfucker named Bubba in prison. Not so much for killing your ex, but for shitting the bed in just every way imaginable.

No celebrity meltdown shakedown would be complete without mentioning the clusterfuck that IS BRANGELINA. Could these two be any more obnoxious?
Collecting thimbles? Ok.
Collecting paintings? Fine.
Collecting Hummel figurines? A little gay, but alright.
Collecting CHILDREN? Not so much.
We understand you've got the cash and 47 nannys required to take care of them all but come on now. Is that your home or a meeting at the U.N for fucks sake? Enough with the United Colors of Benneton already.

I could go on forever but I won't. Instead, I'll go put on my 20 dollar Spongebob pajamas I got from Walmart and go watch a little TV and eat some ice cream.

Catch you kids next time....Here's some celebrity-related shirts and stuff I dug up that I thought you'd enjoy.

I think I'm in love....

2008-02-12T11:03:00.000-08:00

With this artist. I hope Mr Deeks doesn't mind. But I was checking out this shop and the designs punched me in the face like I was a lippy Tina Turner to a drunken Ike.
They seriously are too good for this blog, but I'm gonna share them anyway in hopes that somehow they will class my joint up a little.

Click to visit the whole shop and pay special attention to the journals & calendars.

go to the shop main page through here.

Christians make my ass-twitch [and not in the good way]

2008-01-30T13:11:00.000-08:00

I'm one of those people who has a genuine belief that people should be able to do/believe/say what they want. To each their own and whatnot.
But some stuff gets me so uppity that I can't keep my mouth shut. Usually it's a religious nut or a Right-winger who triggers the darker, deekier side of me to come out....It's usually a negative comment about gay people that can set me off into a bonafide tirade. I won't bore you with my stance on bigotry, I pretty much feel like most far left liberals do. Instead I will share with you, some of my favorite jabs at the Christian Right....in the form of witty bumper stickers. [can I get an Amen?]

religion....you can't start a war without it!

Honk if you hate religion!

Which day did God make all the fossils?

This one is plain and simple.

The Right is Wrong

this one pisses them off bad. heh heh

love em

facism flag

"L" is for Love

2008-01-30T11:20:00.000-08:00

and "Loser"

and "Lame"

I really do hate Valentines Day. I hate the commercials the jewelry companies put out right before V-day. Making our men shop for us out of guilt, making them believe the only way they'll ever see our vaginers again is if they bribe us with diamonds. Making us women look like materialistic cunts.
Sure, some of us ARE...but some of us really genuinely believe that if you want to show your love to us, surprise us the day AFTER Valentines day by doing the dishes....or take out the garbage without us having to ask. Save the flowers, I don't want the chocolates, and I'll buy my own jewelry, thankyouverymuch...if you love me....just rub my feet.

About the only GOOD thing I can find to post about this Valentines Day is there are tons of awesome "anti-Valentines Day" shirts out there. SOme of them made me el oh el my big ass off.

Look here...

LOL Cats hate Vday too

Love is for losers

this one is sooo deeky!

hey man, nice shot!

me too, girl...me too.

Screw Cupid.

2008-01-04T13:49:00.000-08:00

If you're not one of those people who buys in to the whole "buy me stuff to prove you love me today" sham that IS February 14th....you'll love this selection of anti-Valentines Day stuff I found.

V is for Vodka

Diamonds are for Suckers

My love is like a dead, dead rose

Malicious Valentine Girl

Punk Pink Skull Heart baby tee

Eat Me

Screw Cupid

Happy F*cking Valentines Day

Exposing the Scam

If you're expecting....you're a freak.

2008-01-04T13:17:00.000-08:00

As a woman who has dropped a litter of kids, I can tell you that being pregnant makes you a complete freak of nature. People open doors for you, touch your stomach without asking, make ridiculous noises at your swollen belly and constantly fluff your pillows and tell you how "radiant" you look.
Being a complete and utter attention whore, the doting (and even belly-rubbing!) never bothered me a bit. The staring was even ok. What I DIDN'T like however, was the crappy selection of maternity shirts available to me at the time. Floral crap with lacey trim...?

"These morons have obviously fallen and bumped their simple heads if they think I'm wearing this shite" I often thought to myself, as I conceded to wearing one of my husbands 4X tee shirts...yet again

Well my friends...my uterus ran away from home years ago...so it's too late for me but YOU have the option these days to wear funky, funny, offensive and even surreal maternity shirts like these I found at a shop called Barry's World

These shirts caught my eye because...well...they're eye-catching. dah.

Barry has managed to make maternity tees that can make you forget how bloated and miserable you are [almost] and they're not just surreal...they're adorable and REALLY unique.
(I've made these images links to his shop for your convenience.)

This one is my favorite:

pierced tongue belly burster maternity shirt

Here's some others I thought you might get a kick out of...

frog belly burster maternity shirt

baby belly burster maternity shirt

gun belly burster maternity shirt
THIS ONE is sure to deter the "tummy touchers" for sure...hahahahahaha

shark belly burster maternity shirt

Tarantula belly burster maternity shirt

This is just a teeny little sampling of all the stuff Barry has in his shop.
You're going to have to have a visit and come back to let me know what you think!

It's like mama always said..."You kids shut up or I'll sell you to the Gypsys"

2007-03-11T01:50:00.000-08:00

Here's a few tees that just scream "Mom-on-the-edge"

chain of command

Life is more fun on Santas NAUGHTY list.

2006-10-30T18:02:00.000-08:00

This is going to be a quickie, because we are in the middle of putting together a Christmas directory of debauchery, the likes no man has ever seen...But there's always time for a bit of shameless self-promotion, so let us take a second to announce the launch of deeksdigs and deeksbrats holiday sections.

offensive cheeky holiday designs

only slightly cheeky holiday designs

Don't say we never gave you anything....

2006-08-24T16:15:00.000-07:00

You came here looking for baby clothes that are not the usual osh kosh b'crap...so here is A TON of places to get your kid decked out in different duds...shit, you MIGHT even find something TERRIBLY obscene for yourself

think of this as a commercial break

2006-08-21T20:15:00.000-07:00

This isn't obnoxious or profane or evil. It's just a cool little thing I came across in a sweet little baby clothes shop. I've never seen it before but the site owner tells me it has been on the 'net for ages. Anyway, I am TOTALLY making a pair tonight. If YOU make a pair, snap a pic and shoot it to me because I want to see if any of you are half as sucky with a sewing machine as I am.

kick ass little sweater-sleeve pants

We now return to your regularly scheduled webpage....

Cheeky Little MONKEY!

2006-07-18T13:22:00.000-07:00

ok, so I came across this little shop and while it's not filled with "offensive" baby gear, it IS filled with lots of stuff worth taking a look at and a few good filthy designs as well.

here's a few of our favorite designs:

Trust Me I'm A Monkey t-shirt

Pregnant With Girl t-shirt

Pregnant With Boy t-shirts

Little Pirate in the Brig t-shirt

the rest you'll have to check out for yourself...trust me, it's worth the effort, ya lazy bastards.

hot shop hit list

2006-07-03T00:30:00.000-07:00

ok, so we haven't been making with the updates on a regular enough basis, to make it up to you here is a list of the top 10 places we think you should check out for your next offensive baby clothes shopping spree. 10. Monster kids has a total rat-fink vibe that kicks ass. 9. Whoa Babies! has a bathroom humor section that is so gross it's groovy. 8. T-Shirt Diva not as offensive as "cute", but you can still find a few good zingers! 7. Studio Floor 13 gets spot 7 for their "feed me #$*&@~!" design 6. sassy but sweet has cool sassy designs with a Jewish twist 5. squareHead tees has a nice sized selection of naughty baby stuff. 4. 3 girls and us is a bit tame for our tastes, but definitely has what it takes to make the cut, design wise!~ 3. Punky_moms it's in the NAME, bitches. 2. tot rocket this shop has a smartass remark for EVERYONE...they are delicious! and the number one place to get your bad bad baby clothes.....? 1. Now you know DAMN well it's deeksdigs.com (daaaah!)

talk about a BAD BAD BABY!!

2006-06-26T15:47:00.000-07:00

We came across the most deliciously evil baby clothes today. Completely and unabashedly inappropriate, just the way we like 'em! Here's some of the designs we found, but have a closer look in case we missed anything. The shop is called HellBentBaby.com

so there ya go....some good shit brewing over at hellbentbaby.com

Hope you laughed as hard as we did.

Til next time.

Profanity is FUN!

2006-06-15T14:41:00.000-07:00

I don't care WHO ya are, there is something hilarious about a baby sporting a tee shirt with the F-BOMB on it. Here are some zingers we ran across and HAD to share with the rest of you sick fuckers.

Bad Buns

2006-05-19T15:56:00.000-07:00

Here's a medley of naughty maternity wear from all over internetland. It takes a ballsy chick to pull these off, but we're pretty sure if you are HERE, you can handle it.

click on the product to visit the shop from wence it came. Ya know, you can all feel free to comment on these duds too, just sayin...

proof I love to fuck

He thinks it's his.

My fetus is cuter than your fetus. Also comes in "smarter" and "can beat up your fetus"

I should have just blown him like he asked.

I'd still be skinny if I took it up the pooper.

knocked up

This is what 9 months pregnant looks like. asshole.

parasite (sometimes the mom-to-be isn't so happy about it.)

save the advice, I've done this before.

step off the belly, bitch.

first up! Tot Rocket

2006-05-19T13:28:00.000-07:00

This shop is full of crazy baby clothes. They also have adult stuff and whatnot, but we especially appreciate their cheeky baby tees...here are just a few we picked out, but you'll seriously have to see for yourself everything they have to offer.

mommy drinks because I cry.

my daddy is a rock star

who says punk can't be cute?

I am THIS many.

my daddy is my rock (but only dumber)

These folks have FAR too much good stuff for my lazy ass to list here and now, so do yourself a favor and check em out

got stuff you wanna submit to the line-up?

2006-05-19T13:15:00.000-07:00

If you are a shop owner or saw a cool baby clothes shop you'd like to share, just email the links and we'll have a look and if you have picked a winner, we'll feature your submission. If you send something stupid in, we'll hunt you down, hang you up by your bootstraps and drag you through town while the kids all spit on you and throw stones. Seriously.

all submissions should be emailed to

deeksfinds@yahoo.com

Contributing to the delinquency of your minor

2006-05-19T13:02:00.000-07:00

Deeksdigs.com saw a need and filled it. The days of foofey yuppy baby clothes is over...and from the ashes a tougher, more street savvy baby has risen. No more Osh Kosh B'crap, no more Laura Ashley, no more Carters. The babies have spoken, and boy were they PISSED. ENOUGH of the lacy dresses and girly sailor suits. Enough of the flowers and pink and pussified baby gear that saturated the market for so long...A movement has taken place and we are here to serve as the highway for the new world order. This blog promises to feature some of the most OUT THERE and AUDACIOUS baby clothes available ANYWHERE.
Stay tuned, the revolution will be blogivised.